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🌿 nahida ([personal profile] dendroculi) wrote2023-06-07 06:22 pm
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WEEKEND 0 : SATURDAY

[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-10 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's just faced down on one of the beds in IKEA, dead to the world. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-10 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ GOD!!! ]

My tummy hurts...
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-10 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
IKEA.

[ That is all, but... ]

You'd do that...? That's so kind of you.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Maybe one too many treats.

[ More like several dozen too many treats, thinking the afterlife means you can just indulge. ]

That's fine with me. You might as well get some practice in before things kick off.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-11 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's facedown, so he doesn't get to see how cute this is. Instead, he gets to feel his suffering lessen exponentially. ]

It actually worked.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-11 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
If we want to say a one is uncomfortable and a ten is death itself, I think I'd give it a four?

[ Why the fuck were you being so hammy for, then. He sits up from the bed to properly greet his savior. ]

You're a lifesaver! [ Uh. ] You know, if I was alive.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-11 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'd like it if we can avoid serious casualties, but that's not something we can control.

[ For a moment, the smile is sad before he perks up, trying to change the subject. ]

I really meant it when I said you're a savior! [ Checks the app for her name— ] Nahida.

[ .............????? ]

You're a lot older than you look, huh?
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah. My profile gives it away, doesn't it.

[ A nervous laugh. ]

But I'm guessing you're not an independent plant.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ ????????? ]

Are you?!
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard of that, so I don't think you're a plant, either.

[ Well, that is settled. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-12 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Quietly: ]

It's freaky.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-12 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, I am, aside from other plants, but they're not independent.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-12 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
... Being self-sustaining. Most plants can only live in a contained bubble biome and they rely on humans to care for them.

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