[homophonic] catchall for yang guifei

[dendroculi]

YANG GUIFEI

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week 0, friday ... 1

[dendroculi]

[rng has given me ikea so i guess after talking about money and taxes on the mingle nahida and yang guifei end up shopping.



which is to say, nahida is idly munching on some swedish meatballs while wandering around. specifically, she is trying to head upstairs, but... it's closed off.]

...I'm starting to get a little tired of locked doors.

[ :( ]

[pipa]

It's so rude! We're guests, right? You shouldn't lock doors from your guests!

[ no, that's a completely normal thing to do with guests. ]

[dendroculi]

At the very least there should be some good reason why it's locked...

[it's. very normal for things to be locked. she just got used to being able to move around freely after the archon quest was over so now she's annoyed that she can't again. rip.]

[pipa]

Maybe they're hiding from us? Someone had to have written that note, right?

[ the weird one with the random ass shakespeare. ]

[dendroculi]

It was definitely sent to us by someone, but I guess we don't know how long a range these devices have...

[how far away can someone be while texting, she wonders? in some ways it almost reminds her of the akasha, though it's certainly very different in how it functions.]

[pipa]

Ah... if it's anything like the communication devices back home, it's very long distances. Whoever wrote it might not even be here.

[ texting from across the globe... ]

[dendroculi]

...that's probably likely. A group this large is bound to have some volatile tempers in it, and I don't think they'd be happy if they found whoever sent that message. It would be smarter for them to keep their distance.

[pipa]

Oh, yeah. A few people seem to be causing some havoc already.

[ there's a bush on fire ]

[dendroculi]

[the bush can stay on fire. shenhe has rights.]

I don't know what else anyone expected.

[pipa]

I'm a little surprised they gave us abilities...

[ BUT TOOK OTHER ONES AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVEN A GIFT BUT ALSO NERFED ]

[dendroculi]

...I'm surprised so many of us received the same ones...

[lol.]

[pipa]

Does that mean we're going to need a lot of healing while here?

[ the implication is concerning. the ic implication. she doesn't know how mg apps work. ]

[dendroculi]

I hope not...

[but yeah the ic implications are!! not great!!]

[pipa]

The rules kind of imply that we're allowed to attack each other...

[dendroculi]

[they sure do and she looks deeply unhappy about that...]

...but it's not the only way to earn points, so... hopefully no one will...

[there's something very funny about saynig this to a mod character who is statistically likely to be part of the tutorial murder.]

[pipa]

[ wow idk what you mean i can't read

but she nods slowly... ]

It would be helpful if they told us the other ways... maybe they want us to be on teams first before they say anything else?

[dendroculi]

That would make sense. We've already been told that housing is something we have to be on teams to obtain; why not more information, too?

[pipa]

If it takes people until the last day to form a team, does that mean they'll have to sleep in the furniture store...?

[dendroculi]

Maybe! Hehe... it would be like a sleepover.

[pipa]

That sounds fun...

[ sleepover... ]

[dendroculi]

...well, then... I plan to stay the night there tonight. Would you like to have a sleepover with me?

[pipa]

[ oh... she is so touched. ]

Y-yes! It'll be fun.

[dendroculi]

[yay!! she looks pleased.]

I can't wait. What sorts of things do people normally do at sleepovers...?

[pipa]

Um...

Brush each other's hair and eat lychees.

[dendroculi]

[DOES GENSHIN HAVE LYCHEES]