[homophonic] catchall for yang guifei

[dendroculi]

YANG GUIFEI

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[dendroculi]

[the bush can stay on fire. shenhe has rights.]

I don't know what else anyone expected.

[pipa]

I'm a little surprised they gave us abilities...

[ BUT TOOK OTHER ONES AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVEN A GIFT BUT ALSO NERFED ]

[dendroculi]

...I'm surprised so many of us received the same ones...

[lol.]

[pipa]

Does that mean we're going to need a lot of healing while here?

[ the implication is concerning. the ic implication. she doesn't know how mg apps work. ]

[dendroculi]

I hope not...

[but yeah the ic implications are!! not great!!]

[pipa]

The rules kind of imply that we're allowed to attack each other...

[dendroculi]

[they sure do and she looks deeply unhappy about that...]

...but it's not the only way to earn points, so... hopefully no one will...

[there's something very funny about saynig this to a mod character who is statistically likely to be part of the tutorial murder.]

[pipa]

[ wow idk what you mean i can't read

but she nods slowly... ]

It would be helpful if they told us the other ways... maybe they want us to be on teams first before they say anything else?

[dendroculi]

That would make sense. We've already been told that housing is something we have to be on teams to obtain; why not more information, too?

[pipa]

If it takes people until the last day to form a team, does that mean they'll have to sleep in the furniture store...?

[dendroculi]

Maybe! Hehe... it would be like a sleepover.

[pipa]

That sounds fun...

[ sleepover... ]

[dendroculi]

...well, then... I plan to stay the night there tonight. Would you like to have a sleepover with me?

[pipa]

[ oh... she is so touched. ]

Y-yes! It'll be fun.

[dendroculi]

[yay!! she looks pleased.]

I can't wait. What sorts of things do people normally do at sleepovers...?

[pipa]

Um...

Brush each other's hair and eat lychees.

[dendroculi]

[DOES GENSHIN HAVE LYCHEES]

[dendroculi]

...that sounds like fun.

[pipa]

Hehehe...



Once we find lychees.

[dendroculi]

I wonder if we could sneak into any of the restaurants' kitchens to look through their ingredients...?

[pipa]

You don't think they'd get mad?

[ they don't work here... ]

[dendroculi]

They might, but they're just shadows, so... would they be able to stop us?

[pipa]

Hm...

Well, in my experience, you should always expect the unexpected.

[dendroculi]

That's wise.... well, maybe if we ask nicely enough while we're ordering they'll bring us some.

[they probably will not.]

[pipa]

It'll definitely work! Our strength is unmatched!

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