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[homophonic] catchall for mizuki

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[personal profile] dendroculi 2023-08-01 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
from user aegyo:
Barry: Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa!!
Barry flies off and catches up to the taxi. He knocks on the window.
Vanessa: Barry?
Barry: Roses are flowers!
Vanessa: Yes, they are.
Barry: Flowers, bees, pollen!
Vanessa: I know. That's why this is the last parade.
Barry: Maybe not. Could you ask him to slow down?
Vanessa: (to the taxi driver) Could you slow down?
The taxi stops, and Barry flies in, falling in the change box.
Vanessa: Barry!
Barry: OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, and it's all my fault.
Vanessa: Yes, it kind of is.
Barry: I've ruined the planet. and I wanted to help you with your flower shop. Instead, I've made it worse.
Vanessa: Actually, it's completely closed down.
Barry: I thought maybe you were remodeling. Nonetheless I have another idea, and it's greater than all my previous great ideas combined.
Vanessa: I don't want to hear it!
Barry: All right, here’s what I’m thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we got do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Vanessa: Bees.
Barry: Park.
Vanessa: Pollen!
Barry: Flowers!
Vanessa: Repollination!
Barry: Across the nation!
Barry: (Later, in California) Alright, Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight.
Vanessa: I have an idea.
Vanessa: (in an inspector trenchcoat, flashing a badge to a guard) Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. Oh, it's real.
Guard Sorry, ma'am. That a's nice brooch by the way. (pointing to a suspiciously bee-shaped pin on her coat)
Vanessa: Thank you. It was a gift.
Barry: Then once we're inside, we just pick the right float.
Vanessa: (excitedly) How about The Princess and the Pea?
Barry: Yeah!
Vanessa: I could be the princess, and...
Barry: Yeah, I think...
Vanessa: ...you could be the pea!
Barry: ...I got it.
Barry flies up, dressed as a pea.
Barry: Sorry I'm late, where should I sit?
The Float Princess What are you?
Barry: I believe I'm the pea.
The Float Princess The pea? It’s supposed to be under the mattresses.
Barry: Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
The Float Princess I’m going to go talk to the marshal.
Barry: You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Vanessa moves the 15 foot ladder away as the princess was about to step on it. She plummets to the ground and lands out of frame. Vanessa takes her place as the float princess.
Barry: Let's see what this baby will do. (He hot wires the engine.)
Float Official Hey, what are you doing?!
Barry: Then all we do is blend in with traffic without arousing suspicion. (They speed away, and weave through traffic recklessly.)
Barry: And once we’re at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Airport Security: Stop! Security. Did you and your insect pack your own float?
Vanessa: Yes.
Airport Security: Has this float been in your possession the entire time?
Vanessa: Yes.
Airport Security: Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets? Can you remove your stinger, sir?

Barry: Uh, that's part of me.
Airport Security: I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight.
The float is all rolled up in a tube and is loaded onto the plane as luggage.
Barry: Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
On the plane, Barry uses a laptop and makes a graph by pushing random buttons. The screen says, RE-POLLINATION POSSIBLE.
Barry: Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is going to work, Vanessa.
Vanessa: It's got to work.
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