[the part she did not finish reading said that new initiates had to kiss the porcelain pug's backside beneat its tail as a sign of loyalty. i literally cannot make this shit up.]
Yeah. Their noses weren't all scrunched up like that at all. [ i mean, we have phones so he will pull up a picture to show her! ] They had longer muzzles, and longer legs, but were ultimately bred so that they'd end up like... you know. That.
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I wonder why that is...
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[ he is reading the plaque and he cannot tell at all if this is true or false but like. it sounds pretty true for catholic guilt. ]
Man, these people were weird. At least the pug is cute?
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Yes. They could have picked a more bizarre mascot.
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[ suuuure they did. the doubt is in those two syllables alone. ]
And the scratching at the door...?
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That's a very smart answer, Nahida.
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Pugs. Man, they really picked an animal that can't breathe right either. All that inbreeding.
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Did they look differently in the past?
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[ :nyeh: ]
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