[homophonic] catchall for valerie

[dendroculi]

VALERIE

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[huntressinred]

[ just stares at her confused for a moment ]

I...sure, I guess. I've never had one before.

[dendroculi]

...then let's go for a run together. I'll try to keep up.

[with her wimpy little legs]

[huntressinred]

...I'll go a little slower.

[ she starts jogging, at a slower pace than she normally would. How much stamina does she even have...? ]

[dendroculi]

Hehe. Thank you.

[she runs after her! ...her stamina is pretty decent when she's not sprinting, so she's keeping up okay - she just has to take extra steps to keep up because her legs are short.]

[huntressinred]

[ help this must look so silly ]

I didn't take you for a runner. Or...much of an exerciser in general.

[dendroculi]

Well... it's true that I don't get out much. But when I do, I walk or run pretty much everywhere.

[(laughs in genshin)]

[huntressinred]

You don't just do some godly floating thing?

[dendroculi]

I think that would startle people who saw it...

[huntressinred]

You're a god. You're supposed to do that, aren't you?

[dendroculi]

[she shakes her head]

I'm supposed to watch over my people, not frighten them.

[huntressinred]

A lot of people back home would disagree with that.

[dendroculi]

Is this a Bible thing? Because I read the Bible in the library, and that god seems kind of like a jerk.

[huntressinred]

[ THE UGLIEST SNORTLAUGH ]

Yeah, that's the one.

[dendroculi]

Well, I definitely don't want to be anything like him!