[homophonic] catchall for yang guifei

[dendroculi]

YANG GUIFEI

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[dendroculi]

Hehe. It's just the truth...

[pipa]

You probably have a lot of friends, huh?

1/2

[dendroculi]

2/2

[dendroculi]

I've made some friends recently, yes.

[pipa]

... well.

I hope we can be friends.

[dendroculi]

I hope we can, too. I'd like that a lot.

[pipa]

We've only just met, but... friendships can bloom in mysterious ways!

[dendroculi]

Hehe...

[nahida looks pleased]

It's just a shame we couldn't have our friendship bloom over some lychees...

[pipa]

I know! Have you ever had any? They're my favorite...

[dendroculi]

I haven't, but I'd like to try them...

[why can't they find a marketplace in this city... why is it just ikea... etc.]

[pipa]

The fast food is fine, but all that grease isn't healthy, you know! We'll get pimples.

[dendroculi]

Oh, that would be unpleasant...

[nahida has never had a pimple in her life because genshin models simply don't have acne]

[pipa]

It can get really bad! Nahida, take care of yourself! Make sure you are washing your face with cold water!

[ this is so urgent ]

[dendroculi]

[oh, she seems so insistent... nahida nods]

Don't worry, I will!

[pipa]

Great! Ehehe, just because we're in the worst place ever we shouldn't stop from taking care of ourselves.

[dendroculi]

Yes! I would say it's even more important than usual to take care of ourselves if we're in the worst place ever...

[pipa]

... I think people end up taking care of themselves less...

[dendroculi]

It would be nice if they took better care of themselves...

[pipa]

Ah... maybe we can send reminders to everyone! We have the technology!

[ hold up her phone ]

[dendroculi]

Hehe... like, "Hello! Here's your self-care reminder for the day!"?

[pipa]

Remember to pamper yourself! Don't spend all day in the pool!

[ HARU the CHLORINE ]

[dendroculi]

"When you're having trouble thinking things up, just have some sweets and that will get your brain working again!"

[pipa]

"If you're overworked, take a quick nap to refresh yourself!"

[dendroculi]

"Be sure to drink enough water during the day to keep from getting dehydrated!"

[pipa]

"Do not skip your meals! Yes, you feel bad because you have not eaten!"