[homophonic] catchall for vash

[dendroculi]

VASH

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[piteous]

Tabasco.

[ Like he's haunted. ]

[dendroculi]

How would you weaponize something like that...?

[piteous]

... You shoot it into their eyes, Nahida.

[ Devastation. ]

[dendroculi]

That sounds horrible...

[piteous]

[ Suddenly thinking about it as he bounces the ball a bit. ]

Maybe I should make some special ammo made of hot sauce...

[ Just some brainstorming to himself. ]

[dendroculi]

Please don't.

[ :( ]

[piteous]

[ OOps he laughs nervously. ]

You heard that?

[dendroculi]

[one of her ears twitches.]

I hear pretty well.

[piteous]

It's a good alternative to bullets!

[ Serves her the ball. ]

[dendroculi]

[she runs after the ball and hits it gently back]

Yes, but...! What if it gets in someone's eyes?

[piteous]

I'd only use it in self-defense... If I could avoid violence the whole game, that'd be great.

[ Their little light ping pong. ]

[dendroculi]

[ping pong, ping pong...]

Oh, self-defense would be okay.

[piteous]

I'm a pacifist.

[ ping pong ping pong. ]

And my team wants to avoid erasing people, too.

[dendroculi]

[ping pong ping pong...]

Oh, good. That's a relief. I hope enough of us all think that way...

[piteous]

From everyone I've talked to, I didn't get a sense that anyone's enthusiastic about the situation...

[ ping pong ping ]

Except for maybe Rang.

[dendroculi]

[pong ping pong...]

I can't tell if he's actually enthusiastic about it, or if he's just pretending to be to rile people up for fun.

[piteous]

Weird sense of humor if it's all just jokes.

[ ping pong ping. ]

[dendroculi]

[pong ping pong]

I think it's less about the jokes and more that he finds it funny when people react emotionally...

[piteous]

... Well, I'm sure he isn't too bad of a guy.

[ maybe. Vash is just giving benefit of the doubt. ]

[dendroculi]

[(checks the timing of a thread)]

He asked me to call him "oppa".

[piteous]

... Is... That like a pet name?

[dendroculi]

He said it means big brother.

[piteous]

Oooohhh... Maybe I should use it on him when I want something.

[dendroculi]

Hehe. I bet it would catch him by surprise.

[piteous]

Should I use a cutesy voice?